The kids are all fucked up.: Archive

Jan 1st

My last meal of 2009 was from Burger King.

I’m clearly a high class bitch.

Jan 1st

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Damn, youz a sexy bitch

Dec 31st

My new years resolution

Stop smoking cigarettes

Dec 31st

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What are some good party songs?

I’m making a playlist for tonight and I need some good party, dancey songs.

Dec 31st

icodeforlove started following you

Well hello there=]

Dec 31st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →

Dec 29th

Dec 26th

Fuckk,

I think Sam’s is closed and I need a dutch but idkidk. HOW DARE THEY COCKBLOCK MY PLANS TO GET HIGH.

Dec 26th

i want someone to kiss on new years.

(via recreant)

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

I don't even want to go to my grandma's house.

My grandma makes me feel obligated to get her a gift, but she hasn’t given me a gift for my birthday or christmas or anything in years. She fucking claims I owe her gifts for the times I didn’t get her anything. Listen old lady, I don’t owe you shit for gifts.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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It’s insane how one little thing can ruin my whole day. I am pissed. Merry goddamn fucking christmas.

Dec 25th

My parents are awesome at getting gifts.

I got the new TV that I wanted, it’s so awesome. Pink north face. Vera Wang- Rock Princess perfume Pjs Lots of socks This really awesome, small purple leopard print flat iron for my bangs Clothes This fan table thing for my laptop to keep it from overheating Other miscellaneous objects

Dec 25th

I'm off to bed.

Goodnight. Merry Christmas.

Dec 25th

Silly things my parents did when I was younger to...

hazelweatherfield: Covered their shoes in soot from the fireplace and make tracks from it to the tree. Then complained about having to clean it up when we woke up that morning Went in the yard with long and skinny pieces of wood to try and show that Santa’s sleigh had landed there. It didn’t occur to me that Santa comes in through the chimney and that it would only have been logical for him to...

Dec 25th

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I just took nyquil,

since I’m bored and there’s nothing to do. Then my sister calls me and tells me she’s gonna pick me up so we can try and do some shopping. I guess by the time we get back from that my nyquil should really be kicking in.

Dec 25th

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OH MY GOD, MY AMAZING COUSIN WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN IN...

I AM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD. I LOVE HIM

Dec 25th

We all have one wrapping paper that all out gifts...

all my gifts are in elmo paper, my moms in shimmery purple, my dads little santas and my sister had snowmen. But fucking, my sisters snowman paper ran out so she has like 3 different papers and a gift bag. It looks so awkward.

Dec 25th

ALYSSA, DID YOU GET MY TEXT?

ARE YOU WATCHING IT? HUHUH? I’m hyper=]

Dec 25th

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It should be illegal for me to wrap gifts.

Dec 25th

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I hate wrapping gifts.

I hate it with such a passion. I hate last minute gift wrapping on Christmas eve just as well. >:|

Dec 25th

Do your parents still write 'From: Santa' on your...

Mine do.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dear Steve Gonsalves,

I love you. Stop hunting ghosts for a little and have sex with me. Love, Melany

Dec 24th

I am watching Santas Slay!

It makes me happy=] P.S. it totally does not feel like Christmas Eve.

Dec 24th

Ghost Hunters is on all day!

So, I went into the living room briefly during ghost hunters and fucking one of the stockings fell off the fireplace out of nowhere and I was all like O_O. And that’s my story for today.

Dec 24th

SOLAMENTE QUIERO VERTE

onthewing: NO ME IMPORTA SER SOLO UN VICIO POR TI i’m gabe saporta If you are Gabe Saporta, then I want tu en mis pantalones.

Dec 20th

My parents want me home because of the storm,

but I’m at Sophia’s and I’m happy about it since it means I can’t sit at home and feel shitty and cry and whatnot. But like they’re making me feel bad and shit and I’m all like zfkghD=

Dec 20th

I am such a dumbass, such a fucking dumbass. I had sex with as kid I’ve only hung out with about 5 times. Never alone, we barely know anything about each other. Yet, I go and let him stick his penis in me. How fucking stupid can I be? He didn’t have a condom on, he has a fucking girlfriend, and apparently he has the clap. I am freaking the fuck out. I have no idea what to do. I sat in...

Dec 19th

i have not felt this worthless and disgusting in so long. i hate myself. i just wanna sleep the next 5 years away

Dec 19th

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I have to register for college classes in the...

Goodnight assholes.

Dec 17th

Fuck bitches, get money.

shadowsonthesun: hipsterjeff: (via nakedbones)

Dec 17th